Names and faces to bikes

You been reading Sheldon?
"Crank: The arm which connects the pedal to the bottom bracket axle. Sometimes called a "crank arm", but this is redundant and inelegant. Call it a crank, or call it an arm, but please don't call it a "crank arm""
http://www.sheldonbrown.com/gloss_cn-z.html#crank

I'll call 'em crankarms so you know it's inelegant me and not Sheldon's alter ego..

oh yeah of course i know you're not sheldon's alter ego. i just know you guys traded a gear ratio and a helmet that's all. and not like sheldon's any elegant at all.

call them crank'em's maybe, pedal pedal pedal mash mash mash mash

I tend to call the whole shebang (with the chainring) a crank and if i'm referring to snapping the arm as opposed to shearing off chainring bolts I'll say 'snapped crank arm'. I don't think it's redundant. What would that Sheldon character know anyway hmmf!

And my gf calls ME a bike geek!... ;oP

No beard or bins, but you get the idea.

The vandalised RB1 that I don't ride so much anymore... (check those unscuffed Sidis!)

The black Gitane behind Josh when I am riding the track....

This is the touring bike (after a 1400 k tour in France)

And I got this seriously beat-up Cooper road bike (no, I didn't put those cups or that can in there myself). And a Merckx Corsa to build.

Oooh look at me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

carpe bikem

Nice!

breglis: What happened to that guy's head behind you? Looks painful.
Bill: Do you need a loaner razor? :P

hippy breglis: What happened to that guy's head behind you? Looks painful.
Bill: Do you need a loaner razor? :P

what you mean ?

He/She seems to have had their head swapped with a bike.. (lame gag, nevermind)

Don't worry hippy, it made me laugh. On the inside.

Don't want you thinking your humour goes (totally) unappreciated :).

Me

What I ride

How I get there

What I ride/How I get there; I'm confused, but then I do live a sheltered life

he travels on his bike to ride midgets

Yeah, made sense to me.

Well, if midgets are your thing.

I know a girl who has a midget phobia. She's short herself, I fail to understand in any way. All I knew was, never take her to see Snow White.

makes a change from cycling to costcutter for beer I guess

what's this 'fuck bitches, get money' about then?

He's also a prostitute. That midget is his pimp.

ImOnCrank - that's one hell of a lovebite you've got there fella

yeah, did the short fellow do it??

nah - it would have been on his stomach if the short fella had done it

haha, but not if he was standing on the bike

The goggles! They do nothing!

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David Casanova K The goggles! They do nothing!

gets reference ... chuckles

btw. has anyone seen the movie yet? is it as bad as we have every right to expect?

is it even out yet??