The Great British Weather

edmundane shit i didn't realise you have such dirty habits hippy. but that's got a market you know.
i thought of that because i once spilled a whole glass of water (those damn plastic cups with a tiny footprint) onto my laptop.

Water? sure.. well ya gotta tell the service desk guys something.. ;)

My brother squeezed half a bottle of tomato sauce over the keyboard of our computer at home.. while I was typing. Feckin' knob.