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@the-smiling-buddha
Some blonde bint yesterday comes up behind - BEEP BEEP
I move over
BEEP BEEP - BEEEEEEEEP
she pulls up beside me gesticulating at the bike lane
that I am steadfastly ignoring
well that set the cat amongst the pidgeons
I raced her every set of lights for two miles
Each time she rolled up to the light
There I was grinning and shaking my head
as if to say
Golly, you are a bit slow aren't you darlin
I thought she was going to get out of the car and hit me
Could I stop fucking laughing could I fuck