Street Wars

Some drunk student twat (no offence to drunk students that don't steal bikes) has nicked a bike and been busted riding it down the street.
He's now shitting himself in the cop car.. cheeky fscker! He was filmed taking it on CCTV. At least the cops bust some thieves..

was it your bike?

anywhay the day i'll catch a bike thief in action nicking my shit he'll pay for all the frustration accumulated this far, fuck the popol it'll be a boiler suit, mary golds and my wustof boning knife!

Nah, it was on the teevee.. show called Street Wars hidden camera/cop show thingie. It involved bikes.. had to spill.. forumlord commands it..

aye

This theme's been coming up a lot on here this week. Perhaps it's time to start a renegade squad down east london somewhere planting nice (locked) fixies and hiding waiting to catch thieves at it.
Of course it's just an idea, I'd probably rather be in the pub...

i think that would just be asking for trouble

hey stef don't forget to use d-locks on the thief when you use the boning knife in case he kicks.

yeah brett, me always dream of doing that sort of thing... but when a bunch of them turn the bolt croppers on your fingers it sure ain't much fun.

could be chasing them down like hell's angels... i guess all that bike polo training would help. just swap mallets with chains. swing.

Have you guys seen that bike vigilante video?

da nah na na na na na na .... Justice League of Fixers!

BAM! POW! PEDAL!

Ah, found it!

God's Children:
http://homepage.mac.com/mkatzman/Adam's_Reel/iMovieTheater178.html