Speaker A: I got a new job.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker B: I lost my Job.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker C: I got hit by a cab.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker D: Check out my new fixie.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker E: My dog died.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker F: I listen to Country music.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker G: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chick wood.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker A: I got a new job.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker B: I lost my Job.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker C: I got hit by a cab.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker D: Check out my new fixie.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker E: My dog died.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker F: I listen to Country music.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
Speaker G: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chick wood.
David K: That sounds like a reason for drinking!
No wonder he is so popular :)