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  • two broken neck vertebrae

    i.e a broken neck

    courtesy of 20 pints of beer

    and a stationary parked car

    what amazes me

    is that I managed to ride from Finsbury Park

    to the Edgware road

    before I hit something

    I had been drinking for twelve hours straight

    so even if I don't win on the damage done front

    I must win on the all out gross stupidity stakes

    oh and i never bothered to go to hospital until three months later

    when my hands clawed up due to nerve damage

    incidently it took me another ten years

    before it dawned on me

    that alcohol and being a mentalist

    don't really mix

    I am still a mentalist

    but I tend to steer away from drinking

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