Show Us Your Scars

Just read on MT that Bill wants to see our scars. Well I guess this is the place to start. Patrick, Sebastian and myself got very drunk a fortnight ago and thought it would be a great idea to brand ourselves witha bottle opener.....

Now why would you go and do a thing like... i mean... ow... nutters

We were drunk. Can't really explain it more than that.

i have a heart branded on my chest, done professionally though!

I have a 10 inch long scar running from waist to groin, which I ain't taking pictures of my rude bits!

from an mtb accident where I got a massive haematoma.

7 nights in hospital
3 blood transfusions
operation to remove 1 1/2 litres of congealed blood
2 drain tubes in my side for 5 days attached to two bottles
left leg swelled to twice normal size
groin, lower back and legs solidly purple with bruising
cant remember how many stitches

6 weeks off work (I took 3) unpaid, uninsured.

2 follow up clinics

permanently numb left flank ( the bit on the upper thigh/hip) For the rest of my life.

I don't subscribe to the "scars are cool" thing any more, sorry.

i had two 3 inch by 1cm holes in my shin where a trial bike pedal
decided to have a go.
they went right down to the bone and i shat my pants especially because i didnt feel any pain at first.
bits of flesh were hanging out it was grimey.
will get a pic of the scars later.
after the nurse had steristripped the sides of the wound together and they started to bond after a couple of weeks or however long it was my brother kicked my shin in temper and opened them back up.
little fuck

how do i put pics up??

hey smeear i've been thinking about branding for a while where'd you go??
they got an article about it in bizarre this month too

RPM I have a 10 inch long scar running from waist to groin, which I ain't taking pictures of my rude bits!

from an mtb accident where I got a massive haematoma.

7 nights in hospital
3 blood transfusions
operation to remove 1 1/2 litres of congealed blood
2 drain tubes in my side for 5 days attached to two bottles
left leg swelled to twice normal size
groin, lower back and legs solidly purple with bruising
cant remember how many stitches

6 weeks off work (I took 3) unpaid, uninsured.

2 follow up clinics

permanently numb left flank ( the bit on the upper thigh/hip) For the rest of my life.

I don't subscribe to the "scars are cool" thing any more, sorry.

You'd think scars were cool if you'd ever lived through self-harming with a kitchen utensil under the influence of alcohol, instead of some pissy little mtb accident :-p

Well, there is that!

i should have more scars for how clumsy/ stupid/ likly to get my ass kiced i am... but alass i only have some on my knuckls form picking up a hot tear gass canester, and one on my arm where a kid in high scholl cut me with a knife, they had to cut a random person to get in to a certin gang.

BringMeMyFix [quote]RPM I have a 10 inch long scar running from waist to groin, which I ain't taking pictures of my rude bits!

from an mtb accident where I got a massive haematoma.

7 nights in hospital
3 blood transfusions
operation to remove 1 1/2 litres of congealed blood
2 drain tubes in my side for 5 days attached to two bottles
left leg swelled to twice normal size
groin, lower back and legs solidly purple with bruising
cant remember how many stitches

6 weeks off work (I took 3) unpaid, uninsured.

2 follow up clinics

permanently numb left flank ( the bit on the upper thigh/hip) For the rest of my life.

I don't subscribe to the "scars are cool" thing any more, sorry.

You'd think scars were cool if you'd ever lived through self-harming with a kitchen utensil under the influence of alcohol, instead of some pissy little mtb accident :-p[/quote]

bollocks

you are saying I'm lying?

why would I?

I think he means "Man, that's a bad"

two broken neck vertebrae

i.e a broken neck

courtesy of 20 pints of beer

and a stationary parked car

what amazes me

is that I managed to ride from Finsbury Park

to the Edgware road

before I hit something

I had been drinking for twelve hours straight

so even if I don't win on the damage done front

I must win on the all out gross stupidity stakes

oh and i never bothered to go to hospital until three months later

when my hands clawed up due to nerve damage

incidently it took me another ten years

before it dawned on me

that alcohol and being a mentalist

don't really mix

I am still a mentalist

but I tend to steer away from drinking

i just mean giving yourself scars doesn't make it cool. i believe you.

my accidents :

box of wine bottles fell on my legs in sainsburys (scars)
broke my leg when a lamppost (honest) fell on it in camden town, i was about 9
broke a bone in my neck which left it unable to turn for a week or so
crashed into a taxi 2 years ago which kind of fucked up my collar/shoulder bone, so it's a bit out of place

thats it!

Haven't we done this thread already?

It's even got the same name! http://www.londonfgss.com/discussion/59/show-us-your-scars/

I'll submit my animated MRI again. Go the brain surgery!

you really DO have a forumgraphic memory ...

I'm useless in real life though damnit!

..and you shoulda seen the one that got away!!

wtf?

haha i was waiting for that one,
go look hereBmezine.com, ritual section

dude i'm against surgery ,imagine that!!! don't like the idea of shit going thru and thru my frickin skin...if yous like pain tho i can take care of it, i specialize in joints inversion...anyone interested? it's cheap...lol