Colnago C50 Pista

Hehe.

I just made tea for the builders I have in fitting my new fort knox door and locks. They asked for milk plus two sugars. I drink my tea and coffee black (like my men), and for the life of me I couldn't find the sugar anywhere. Found some eventually though, handed them over to quizzical looks and "I thought you said you had no sugar"... couldn't help but think of Black Adder Goes Forth...

Edmund: Baldrick, fix us some coffee, will you? And try to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.

Baldrick: Not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.

Edmund: Why is this?

Baldrick: 'cause it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.

Edmund: So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been drinking hot mud...

Baldrick: With sugar.

Edmund: Which of course makes all the difference.

Baldrick: Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but, unfortunately, we ran out New Year's Eve 1915, since when I've been using sugar substitute.

Edmund: Which is...?

Baldrick: Dandruff.

Edmund: Brilliant.

Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time -- well, saliva...

Edmund: No, no, thank you, Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I think I'll cancel the coffee.