• I was married in Chicago then went on honeymoon before returning to Paris. The photographer shipped the wedding photos to my Paris address. DHL refused to deliver until I paid 280 euros excise duty on my own wedding photos.

    Bike parts I buy off e-bay have them shipped to an address in Chicago and then bring back in my suitcase. Security check seatposts out because they look like pipebombs to the X-ray but I never bother with the 'anything to declare' the way I see it those cunts still owe me for my wedding photos

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