Smithfield Nocturne / Messenger Race

I am a man. I only have a back door.

might come and watch, and laugh..
my mate was meant to be organising it, but like a good catholic, he's pulled out at the last minute..

of course, if it's miserable wet weather I'll be sat at home with some warm beer and cold women (I wish)

RPM might come and watch, and laugh..
my mate was meant to be organising it, but like a good catholic, he's pulled out at the last minute..

of course, if it's miserable wet weather I'll be sat at home with some warm beer and cold women (I wish)

haaa what the fuck!!

Ya'll are never gonna be as fast as Zak Speedfast.

If you want these fakenger team shirts, let me know, I'll bring them down tomorrow...

Zak who?

aidan we should have a take the piss team,then i could do it without looking like an idiot

condor pista, matching rapha top, crumpler bag, no skilz. i can look like an idiot. would that help?

Spectating only tomorrow. Knackered from riding penny farthings 'n' shit round a playground in Highgate today - all in the name of future bums on saddles. The children didn't need much supervision, but some of the teachers were a fucking liability.

I'll bring some rotten fruit to throw at the realengers, and as a sort of veggie reclamation of Smithfield.

I heard the organizers where down the John Snow a while back, with a price reduction for entry, well under-subscribed for the Messenger race..

With the weather tomorrow and the tight technical course it should make for some pretty hairy races.

MA3K With the weather tomorrow and the tight technical course it should make for some pretty hairy races.

Rain + roadies = wet shaved.

However, Rapha are now selling merkins made from the leg hair of Flandrian legends, or their own team (which is a 50/50 human/merino blend).

BringMeMyFix [quote]MA3K With the weather tomorrow and the tight technical course it should make for some pretty hairy races.

Rain + roadies = wet shaved.

However, Rapha are now selling merkins made from the leg hair of Flandrian legends, or their own team (which is a 50/50 human/merino blend).[/quote]

LOL

I get through quite a lot of merkins, I'll have to try theirs...

It's the EPO-induced curls that get me..

So who's gonna be down watching? I managed to convince a couple of people to enter the folding bike race, so I'll be cheering em on with a can of stella in my hand.

I'll be there - if you see a big bearded skinhead fella bearing down on you fear not, i'll just be saying hello

i plan to.....

wayne182 I'll be there - if you see a big bearded skinhead fella bearing down on you fear not, i'll just be saying hello

Cool. I have no identifying features aside from the warm can of stella (and a red t-shirt with a picture of a man and a bike on it)... I was going to bring my bike down but the tyre blew out this morning and my pump is broke.

A fly on Rapha's office wall whispered something about plans for expanding the high class genital warmer range:

• A cock-sock made from meerkat pelt, with recessed 'natural velcro' fastening.

• A perineum-warmer made from Mandrill arse skin, with a 'negative footprint' reusable adhesive gel.

• The 'regina' - a snatch patch fashioned from the 'altitude conditioned' lower intestines of Columbian ex-pros turned executed drug mules.

heh!

you're gonna get shot for blabbing their plans

I'll be about, so I'll see you guys there.

I'll be around - should be entertaining if the weather goes as forecast!

I'll be down there. looking forward to seeing the folding bike race.

blue shirt with white line drawing on it and plus-fours with a hole in the right knee. will be holding a langster with red electrical racing stripe. and i have brown hair.

So everyone is actually chickening out of racing?? Give the dudes a call and you could still race with a team. It's not to late....

Chickening out, too much of a porker, got some beef elsewhere, lacking guts, only have poultry amount of money (sorry), staying in to flesh out your portfolios, herd it might rain (more sorry), etc, etc, etc...

Staying in and bacon a cake?