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A fly on Rapha's office wall whispered something about plans for expanding the high class genital warmer range:
A cock-sock made from meerkat pelt, with recessed 'natural velcro' fastening.
A perineum-warmer made from Mandrill arse skin, with a 'negative footprint' reusable adhesive gel.
The 'regina' - a snatch patch fashioned from the 'altitude conditioned' lower intestines of Columbian ex-pros turned executed drug mules.