Not that many bike thieves in Tokyo

by the look of things...check this out...
specially the last picture!!!!two bikes tied up with some shitty plastc wire?
we should import japanese cops not track frames

I think just outside the frame of the photographs is a tall Japanese man and a sword.

maybe a londonfgss road trip to tokyo to steal some bikes !!

They're far too honest over there (is that a bad thing?). Most folk walk around with their whole months wages in their wallets too.

some pickpocketing aswell then

locks ain't in fashion over there yet.

im going to Tokyo in September with a banaclava and some wire strippers and see what i can come back with...

Its true, the Japanese are very honest.

A friend of my dad went to tokyo for business. He bought some paintings there, and left them on the train platform. 1 week later, he comes back and they are still there, in exactly the same place. Fancy that!

Japanese people, in my experience, they are one of the best kind of people to do business with. (Yes i realize i am only 20 and haven't ever sealed any proper business deals, but still.)

Except you have to sit on the right couch in their office, they freak out at facial hair and their English is terrible, I agree that they are great to do business with.

My Japanese aint all that either!

Japanese are one of the most racsist people in the world. Their trains run on time but.

lpg
Japanese people, in my experience, they are one of the best kind of people to do business with. (Yes i realize i am only 20 and haven't ever sealed any proper business deals, but still.)

That how they gey you, lure you in to a false sence of security, then bam! You have been hoodwinked!

Yeah they have a imperialist history, but so do Germans, and British too..

yeah every single pic i have seen of locked up bikes in japan have all had shite locks on them, its rather nice, we should get some of that spirit over here.

Yeah but they got nuked..

I noticed the same when I was there. ie. new 6-pack of beer left on top of a vending machine for a week.

Last time I was there I noticed the phone boxes had phone directories in them that weren't chained down. And they didn't stink of piss.

I was in Mos Burger where the tables have a powerpoint for your laptop and wifi. A guy decided he wanted more coffee so he went downstairs to the counter to get one. Left his laptop on the table without a second thought.

Can't see that happening in Camberwell Maccy D's.

maybe in Notting Hill's Maccy's...
or in Camberwell's Harrods. if there would be one..

Nah, i know that McDonalds in Notting Hill, it's just as bad! Not as bad as the Kentish town one, though. Don't go there. Or the KFC on camden high st. Rats as big as your arm in there, i tell ya.

I used to know this old farmer, he was captured by the japanese during the war and they tortured him pretty badly, by all accounts. He was a nutter and wouldn't even let people park japanese cars on his land.
He kept various weaponry in strategic positions around the farm in case they came back for him!

i don't go to McDonalds or KFC, or Burger King or alike, ever, unless i really badly need to take a piss or a shit.
i think, that's the only thing they are good for..

flowmotion i don't go to McDonalds or KFC, or Burger King or alike, ever, unless i really badly need to take a piss or a shit.

I think they call that a Big Mac and Coke.

what about Wimpy?

you've never gone and sat down to a "Bender"?

nop. never been that lucky..

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