Best Snappy Put-Down Line for Motorists

I dunno, I don't see the point of antagonising people (drivers, peds or other cyclists), it just makes the road more dangerous for everybody. Most people are just trying to get on and yes, they do make the odd mistake here and there, but there are a few cunts out there who love nothing better than to fuck up a cyclist. And if you antagonise someone like that, chances are they'll drive off and run down the next cyclist they see.

yeah, you're spot on mdja.....tho i kinda like wayne182's 'I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU RO-LAND' LOL.

I've got horn on my fixed gear but it is not easy to "poot" quickly, I am thinking of swapping it for a bell. that way I can ring it easly and it comes out even less agressive than the horn and makes me laugh.

you could get one of those air horns that have the air canister in a bottle cage, that'd be good.

just pull up outside their door, aim handlebars at their window - fire! 130db of air horn. They'd shit themselves.

mdja I dunno, I don't see the point of antagonising people (drivers, peds or other cyclists), it just makes the road more dangerous for everybody. Most people are just trying to get on and yes, they do make the odd mistake here and there, but there are a few cunts out there who love nothing better than to fuck up a cyclist. And if you antagonise someone like that, chances are they'll drive off and run down the next cyclist they see.

when someone delibaratly tries to knock me down i dont see anyway else to react,im not going to thank him and continue on my way,im going to throw some abuse his way

eeehhhh you could get one of those air horns that have the air canister in a bottle cage, that'd be good.

just pull up outside their door, aim handlebars at their window - fire! 130db of air horn. They'd shit themselves.

Ha ha!

Nice idea but too much hassel, it's just going to be me and my bell taking on the streets.

hmm, it wouldn't be so much if you mounted the air horn on the bars so that its pointing sideways to your left. Then you could just ride past :)

i somehow don't think i've persuaded you (or anyone else) :P

i wish it was easyer to moon people when rieing fixed, its so eassy on a free wheel...

a currier mate of mine in DC carrys an ASAP extenable police batton clipped to his belt, he is quick on the dawr and you will see dc dotted with cabs missing wing mirrors... also not meny people fuck with him cuz he is a crazy looking guy with a police batton an a dredy moehawlk.

also know some one who pepper maced the driver of a 4x4 that his mate and tryed to drive off.

vegansdontneedgears i wish it was easyer to moon people when rieing fixed, its so eassy on a free wheel...

a currier mate of mine in DC carrys an ASAP extenable police batton clipped to his belt, he is quick on the dawr and you will see dc dotted with cabs missing wing mirrors... also not meny people fuck with him cuz he is a crazy looking guy with a police batton an a dredy moehawlk.

also know some one who pepper maced the driver of a 4x4 that his mate and tryed to drive off.

Noted.

I agree with everyone else that confrontation is futile:

http://www.movingtargetzine.com/article/i-dont-fight

but a good one is: any closer and you'd need a condom...

nice one bill,a good read!

Cheers!

yeah, middle age middle class are the worst..lol!

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