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@Martin_rower7
REading the road is fine, until someone cuts you up on purpose.
Club ride, 2 abreast (behind Sandown Park) and a BMW honks, then rushes past missing me (front RHS) by a gnats cock. I lose my rag and chase him, he slows and winds his window down shouting "You should obey the rules of the road and ride single file"
I asked if he was an procreating onanist, knew if his parents were married and wanted to discuss it further, whilst comparing him to female genitalia, none of which he responded to.
After he sped off, I thought I should've filled his full leather interior with the litre of lucozade I had in my bottle.
cunt.