Is wearing Lycra a bit gay...?

the-smiling-buddha Oh that's right if everytime you want to go for a bike ride

if you don't indulge yourself in a full body wax

bathe your love-bits in hot grease

and then envelop yourself in wrinkle hugging fabric

together with 'gentleman's insert'

then you must be a lard arse....

Well I might be called 'The Buddha' but I don't look like him

Wow looks like one of those TT skinsuits!