• Oh that's right if everytime you want to go for a bike ride

    if you don't indulge yourself in a full body wax

    bathe your love-bits in hot grease

    and then envelop yourself in wrinkle hugging fabric

    together with 'gentleman's insert'

    then you must be a lard arse....

    Well I might be called 'The Buddha' but I don't look like him

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