I've just seen a...

Thought I'd start a new thread for all of you to post up any things you've seen lately , funny, nice bike etc etc...

Couple of days ago I was heading down Union road, clapham north when I saw a guy on a white Genesis flyer really really hammering it... he was quickly headed off by some tool in a transit van... the driver (ross kemp look-a-like) jumped out and ran around the front to stop him.

The guy on the bike was now off his bike and running as fast as he could... then I heard van man shouting ' who you f**kin' spitting at' and started chasing him on foot...

I didn't see what happenned next as they went round the corner and I was left choking from laughing so hard!!!!!

Does anyone know who the guy on the bike was? was it you?? did you get away OK and what did you do to piss him off so much?

I was guessing you spat through his open window or something...

Either way - that was funny!

Suicidal squirrels in Hyde Park are the order of the day. I keep seeing the buggers jump at the front wheels of other commuters. It won't be long now and one of them is going to get mashed.

To get roadkill on a pushbike would be quite a feat!

The crazy things dodge all over the place and then think they can jump through the front wheel... WRONG!

Rough photo's! Wouldn't want to clean that up.

Hit a fox one night, darted out from between two parked cars. Didn't kill it, just shocked us both.
I felt real dirty though as london foxes are just mangy

i saw some prick on a bike today who had only one brake and one gear!? WTF is that all about?

Were they both on the same wheel?

managed to run over a fat pidgeon once, went pop, feathers all over the place.

Shit... who did that recently? Come on, I know someone did.

velocity boy Were they both on the same wheel?

on another planet if you ask me.

i once saw some bloke on an appolo (can't remember if it was a rampage or creed) and he was carrying......... an identicle appolo?! maybe halfords were doing buy one get one free?

31trum managed to run over a fat pidgeon once, went pop, feathers all over the place.

I ran over a pigeon's head this morning - it was allready dead but not squished (must have been hit rather than ran-over). Sneaky bugger was lying in the road just around a corner so i didn't really have a chance to react once i had seen it.

managed to bag myself a little rabbit going through richmond park once. " i swerved many times before i hit him" but unf he was still alive afterwards so i had to break his neck to put him out of his misery. not the most enyoyable training ride i ever had..

bretty77 To get roadkill on a pushbike would be quite a feat!

Ran over a squirrel's tail once... up hill and I swerved...damn stupid thing, could clearly see me coming and I did say 'excuse me'.

I saw two midgets fucking a donkey.

Was one on the others shoulders?

I saw some poor bugger yesterday get busted on cheapside for riding through a red light. There was a police man on a bike waiting and he just cut him off.

What did he get? a fine?

had a couple myself just by bank tube 30 quid a pop keep 'em peeled everyone

30 quid per midget, thats pretty cheap...

For a donkey. Usually they have to pay more.

1 donkey = 3 midgets

I ran over a Tiger snake once. It didn't appreciate this.

i got hit in the face by a pegion once, it flew stright at me, i ducked, but it still hit me.

those photos made me feel quite ill. poor squrilles. yes i am one of those silly vegans who cries when i see road kill.

oh and once a guy in the states tryed to convince me to trade my bike to him for some crack...

I almost ran over that konnie Huq girl off Blue Peter yesterday.

Shes bloody saucey in the flesh. If Id have realised who it was Id have sped up and bagged her for my lair.

She's bloody saucy on screen. That's why I carried on watching Blue Peter till I was 13