Bike porn

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For more twowheeled loveliness check [url=http://www.vanillabicycles.com/]here[url]

that vanilla gave me a semi.
would be afraid to ride it though it looks so expensive. (the bike that is)

having not had any sex with my girlfriend for a while , i get a phone call that makes me want to go home early, unfortunately i work 9-5, so at 5 i tore home( from hayes in middlesex to the elephant) in a hour flat, noticed her car was not there, jumped in the shower, put on best pants( the only ones without holes) and laid on the couch in a provocative manner, only to notice a little note saying "sorry had to go to mum's"
well went to the fridge got a few beers waited for the adult channel to start ( sky is in her name ) and proceeded to wank myself silly for a few hours............erm, does that count??

bike and porn are both mentioned!

maybe the note said 'hurry over to mums'
they are probably still waiting for you.

oops

This is the work of Gregory Townsend:

That fork just gives me a stiffy.

That's a Zugster. I understand everything ever said about them now.

BringMeMyFix I rounded a corner to find not a pile of mags - just one...

... plus a geezer sitting there wanking over it.

I'm ashamed to say that this reminds me of the Facebook group "I saw Philip Schofield shitting into a crisp packet by the side of the M1." It's almost worth joining facebook for.

I want me one of those dead wheels.

Words fail me!

I reckon the Queens fixed has those wheels on.

i hope the jewels are stuck down really well. the wheel spinning at high speed could end up turning the bits into projectiles.

Wait nobody told you? I am the queen.

velocity boy

I want me one of those dead wheels.

Isn't it just a circle of card cut and zip tied (possibly even masking taped) to the wheel?

Obviously not philistine! It's totally the newest atom thick superstrong molded carbon reinforced with a sturdy layer of unicorn bone!

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2005/apr/GiacomoElia.htm

Different, but they ain't going far without the chain attached

^^^
I can't believe it's not butter!

dicki Different, but they ain't going far without the chain attached

I'd be more worried about stopping

I was there when he had that cardboard wheel at bike polo. Obviously a few games later the discs were flying around the court, picked up by the wind...

funny fact: in French, Cardboard = carton. Carton wheels sounds good I think, like a spelling mistake.

Hard core as hell, aero's without bullhorns, and lord knows what size chainring! Such a sexy bike though.

Mmmm, hybrid 2 cross lacing.

I'm going for something similar on my new wheels. Supposedly the radial spokes give lateral strength and stiffness while the 2 cross supply the strength for torque. Half spokes are radial, half are 2 cross.

These ones are probably asymmetric with the radials on one side and the 2 cross on drive-train side. Can be done all on one side though, which is good if you're fixed/fixed or fixed/free.

velocity boy Hard core as hell, aero's without bullhorns

Maybe he practiced with risers cut down to 20cm

http://www.reneherse.com/Labor-monobras.html

geeeeeez, that must be easy to fix a puncture......but not going up-hill