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Slave to fashion, get it?

It's a parody BTW. Made by Our Lord @Tynan.

Get thee over to The Greatest Thread thread for link to his trolling what Oliver terms esoterics

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/168361/

Just no0bz havin' a moan. 🤣

You realise this was almost 20yrs ago, right?

Yeah I caught the date...

I'm guessing you've presumed a whole other angle than the one I'm coming from... Not much of a concern troll myself, although of course I can appreciate why some terms may bother folks from an historically oppressed background or whatever.

Nah, I'm like, is this the origin of 'HHS'?

Nah, I'm like, is this the origin of 'HHS'?

Ah, I see. Now that I think about it, it may have been! I fucking love my HHSB. Still got it in bits in storage, completely unrideable for an old fella like me and yet I still can't bear to part with it.

I'm guessing you've presumed a whole other angle than the one I'm coming from...

Yeah, I did. There have been a few people calling wheels/Tynan out as an Edgelord or whatever, I figured you were piling on. Apologies.

Before the forum became overpopulated with experts and knobs who love the sound of their own voice* there was an awful lot of very silly fun to be had. 😁

* TBF There were a few of those back then too but they managed to make me smile as opposed to make me wanna poke my eyeballs out with a flamey pointy stick.

Could you push it while walking though?

It's too hot to walk anywhere over here.

I have so many questions. Who keeps £15k cash in their house? £500k reward suggests you have enough money to buy this stuff again. And why are expensive things so ugly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxzd6nexnvo

All I can say is, I didn't see nothing

Not sure if that was the worst offender

The filthy rich are everywhere, spending money like water. Look at the guy who spent $4.7m in one year on the OnlyFans of a teenage girl. https://www.tiktok.com/@finitetv/video/7453367848099024174
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1872899117212680639

How can you be armed with an unknown weapon?
AK47? Carrot? Baseball bat? Peanut?

Finger gun in the pocket

Screams insurance scam

Claiming the suspect is white ensures the police won't investigate it any further; that's smart

This

It’s all Saudi princes and the like on avenue road. Armed protection police, and so on. Hard to see someone just casually hoping over a fence on the off chance there’s an open window

It is a quite phenomenal amount of money to lose in under half an hour on a Saturday evening…

You may have firsthand experience of it with your finance (?) background but to the rich and especially to the genuinely wealthy spending money is like serving themselves water. It’s always on tap, no need to worry about it unless there’s a systemic issue.

They give small purchases of a few thousand pounds as much thought and consideration as working people give to serving themselves a glassful of water. Slightly larger purchases in the tens of thousands are like having a bath, which is no huge deal but no longer an afterthought. Hundreds of thousands start to become memorable purchases, perhaps like filling a large jacuzzi or small pool.

Purchases in the millions are like pools and require a conversation with the spouse and accountant. High tens of millions are like Olympic pools and artificial lagoons, so maybe the upper 0.0001% can ever afford one, whereas to the Everyman they’re simply unimaginable purchases.

And then you have the ultra rich to whom money is like the air we breathe. There was a video of bezos touring a warehouse with a counter showing him make $10k in 25 seconds. If money were air, with the average adult male inhaling 0.5L of air at a rate of 12 breathes per a minute, each breath would be worth $2000, just like that.

Anyway happy 2025 everyone.

We've all been there

If money were air

Don't start giving him ideas...

Bad night on the fruities down the local. @eskay