Mince Pie Appreciation

Why can't a dog eat mince pies? Well, let me break it down:

Raisins and currants: These tiny fruity villains can cause serious trouble for your pup. They can trigger kidney failure, which is a bit dramatic, even for a dog with a flair for the theatrical.

Alcohol: If there's any brandy or booze in that pie, your dog might end up tipsy. And we all know, a drunk dog isn't nearly as cute as a drunk uncle at Christmas – plus, it’s dangerous!

Xylitol: That sweet, harmless-sounding sugar substitute is actually a silent assassin. One bite, and your dog could be feeling all sorts of misery – think of it as a "no entry" sign for your pup's tummy.

Spices: Nutmeg might sound cozy in a holiday drink, but in your dog’s belly, it's basically a mini disaster. It could leave your dog feeling dizzy and weird, like they just tried to navigate a maze of Christmas lights.

Sugar and fat: Mince pies are loaded with sugar and fat. And while your dog may love the taste, it’s a one-way ticket to a bellyache or even pancreatitis – and no one wants to spend Christmas in the vet’s office.

So, the bottom line: keep those mince pies away from your dog. They’ll thank you by not trying to destroy the house later.