Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

How would you react if you were looking after the prime suspect in the presidental assassination and someone who'd brought you a bacon sarnie earlier in the day started shooting towards you? Moreover, what's your basis for having any insight to how you'd react in that totally random and unexpected situation?

This is a perfect launch pad for a multiple day thread-derail, looking forward to all the bickering during the holidays 🙂