Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

How would you react if you were looking after the prime suspect in the presidental assassination and someone who'd brought you a bacon sarnie earlier in the day started shooting towards you? Moreover, what's your basis for having any insight to how you'd react in that totally random and unexpected situation?

This is a perfect launch pad for a multiple day thread-derail, looking forward to all the bickering during the holidays 🙂

How would you react if you were looking after the prime suspect in the presidental assassination and someone who'd brought you a bacon sarnie earlier in the day started shooting towards you?

Ohh this is a good one. I’m balancing work and looking after a sick partner and a baby; does someone else want to tag in?

How would you react if you were looking after the prime suspect in the presidental assassination and someone who'd brought you a bacon sarnie earlier in the day started shooting towards you?

Do you need a degree in guarding presidential assassins and dodging rogue snack-bringers-turned-shooters to point out that maybe, just maybe, the trained cop who handcuffed himself to the most hated man in America should’ve kept his eyes peeled, bacon or no bacon? Call it job hazard awareness. Plus, if your ‘supplier’ turns shooter, you’ve officially got the worst customer rewards programme ever.

Moreover, what's your basis for having any insight to how you'd react in that totally random and unexpected situation?

I’ve been shot at multiple times. Nothing major, no one important was hurt.

Separately, I’d like to apologise for my inadvertent possibly fattist comment: I could have established the difficulty that being held down by a large man would’ve presented to Oswald in his attempt to protect his own life when he’s supposed to be under the care and custody of the police, but without calling Leavelle a fat fucker. His look of surprise and betrayal makes me think of Julius Caesar: Et tu, lunch buddy?