Personally, I like mushrooms (cooked) but bland watery ones or the sliced tinned ones are shite.
Hence why I carry a mushroom knife every where I go on the off chance.
I admire this approach, I'd love to know enough to forage for mushrooms. I'm afraid that you've left me no choice but to quote you in the yoghurt weaving thread though.
Awful things. My love of not shit mushrooms makes me believe that watery, bland mushrooms are the reason people don't like mushrooms.