Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Yeah but proportion

That new Colnago looks like it's only available, if you have Bitcoin.

1btc per watt/kg you're behind on Pogi

Banking on a load of bros just having made a tonne of money with the recent BTC value increase?

... Wait for the pullback lulz

Oh dear

Where to put your garmin?

Ah, on the fork I see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrz7m1Jx6I4

Fuck me that's ugly

Better when the lights are off...

For a Colnago, it's pretty inoffensive

https://youtu.be/AXwnsTGGOoo?si=U9cS3LeKQY7dWY29

The seat tube can go fuck itself, but I'm impressed by the barstem. They just drew a straight line between the points that had to be there. Hats off.

7,45kg(!), give @Elpolo the chance and he'll make it illegally light with some 105 or tiagra.
Though I have to say after watching that vid, put some nice colours and branding on it (Look, cervelo even) and it'll start to grow on me. Anyone got the photoshop and designer skills for that?

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Isn’t that supposedly someone importants?

Edit: it’s absolutely anti porn though!

Ze goggles, zey do nussing!

Proper anti, nice one!

Yes! And could be yours…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326264070340

Holysh*t that's bad. That era of track bikes was particularly bad but this sums it all up in a way I deemed impossible. Fair play to the seller trying his best to advertise it as is.

Is it wrong that I kind of like the white crankset? Looks like a set of 75s?

Yeah. I'm also in the wrong there.

kiiind of like it in a very weird way.