Has anyone on this forum NOT had a wank in a hospital?
Nope. The luxury of WFH (Wanking For Home) and delivering it within 60 minutes.
Handing it in at the pathology counter in Kingston Hospital the receptionist loudly stated "ooh, it's still warm!" much to the mirth of the other workers there. But that was probably mostly due to it being in my pocket during the number 85 bus trip to get to the hospital than anything else. No pocket leakage though.
Nope. The luxury of WFH (Wanking For Home) and delivering it within 60 minutes.
Handing it in at the pathology counter in Kingston Hospital the receptionist loudly stated "ooh, it's still warm!" much to the mirth of the other workers there. But that was probably mostly due to it being in my pocket during the number 85 bus trip to get to the hospital than anything else. No pocket leakage though.