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Having gone through the IVF process twice, once on the NHS and once privately, I can confirm that the private clinics use the same screw top lids. The private clinic doesn't expect you to use the disabled toilet and does provide jazz mags however.
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jazz mags
Medically approved smut. They have to make sure the content isn’t illegal or offensive.
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On the NHS I just had an empty room with a picture of the Dales on the wall. Stimulation enough in Yorkshire.
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The private clinic I went to had a room that clearly used to be a toilet, with a chaise lounge where the pan used to be, frosted glass window right next to the car park and a code on the wall for the WiFi, that didn't work.
Muc-ed-off
GideonPARANOID
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The NHS doesn't have masturbation cups, they have masturbation pots with a screw=top lid. So you don't waste your precious juices.