The fall of the Tory party

What about soup?

Lunch is for wimps. I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time…Sometimes I will get a steak. I’m not a sandwich person, I don’t think sandwiches are a real food, it’s what you have for breakfast. I will not touch bread if it is moist. The PM has time to respond to my jokes about lunch … but no time for the farmers who produce our food.

What an absolute weirdo.

Having sandwiches for breakfast is also a bit weird.

It must be nice to be able to have a job where you can send someone out to bring you a steak lunch though.

She's just a pace away from Farage

Why is she so busy? She is basically unemployed.

I don’t think sandwiches are a real food

I have checked with a couple of our AI overlords.

Having sandwiches for breakfast is also a bit weird.

@christianSpaceman Cheese & Pickle maybe, but Bacon Sarnie etc is standard no? (I eat Granola for breakfast)

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I lol'd.

Yep. The insecurity is real.

THERE'S NO TIME!

She's super insecure

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Wimps like me make time, for the benefits

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Sounds like an immigrant who hasn't integrated herself into British culture to me, which is ironic.

She's just shitted on a British institution, the Tesco Meal Deal.

Is KB really the best that the Establishment can field?
Truly we live in a bizarre age.

The Tory leader later attacked Starmer for saying that he might watch Love Actually over Christmas, adding that she prefers watching Die Hard over the festive period. “There is a British prime minister who’s messing around and is not doing the foreign policy properly, people are cheating and there is a lot going on there if you move away from the smiley, happy, cheesy stuff,”

I mean, I don't like Love Actually, but a well person does not say things like this.

She's just very, very bad at this. It's not even A-Level politics level of bants.

She added that she would "not touch bread if it's moist".

Reminded me of a playdate with an Italian boy from nursery that then 4yo daughter had. He wanted some sliced bread and my wife explained that we kept it in the freezer 'so that it doesn't go dry'
He looked at her in disgust and said something along the lines of 'do British people eat wet bread?'

A charming misunderstanding for a 4yo, but a bit basic for a potential PM

Is KB really the best that the Establishment can field?

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Is that the same Keir Starmer who overturned one of the worst election defeats in Labour history to defeat the Tories by one of the largest margins in their history?