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  • I bet you're picturing it now... in slow mo...

    Tbf we're talking about your shaving; not your riding.

  • Come on, not even a mo/moustache joke? I set this shit up so easy.

    Anyway, the older I get, the faster I was. Undefeated, fastest motherfucker that ever lived (over a certain distance in a certain place at a certain time).

  • Mate, you were a bona fide World Champion. If I did that, you’d never hear the end of it.

  • No, just straight into the unnecessarily rude bit of the spectrum. When it comes to humour, that's my MO.

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