Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Put a sock on in it!

I was given a jag when my Tesla was in for repair

We’d leave the office at 4:30pm and go to the Tuxedo Royale floating nightclub/bar for a few jars beforehand. There was always a stripper

My GP wife agrees

I was treated to a very nice lunch by a client last week and the halved sprouts served with the pigeon breasts were so good

Stay in more civilised areas

annoyingly they didn’t take amex

I personally have 10+ pieces of CHPT3

^ i thought it was a crypto currency at first.

I got told about it last week. Didn't realise it wasn't common knowledge

M&S have styles

I had a couple of years in Management Consultancy

You're describing living in a substandard shithole.

planning some sort of mega double height extension project in the new year

reassuringly pricey

Ah yes, those pesky GPs with their lucrative career paths in the NHS…kerching! lol

What’s wrong with plain old shower gel?
The one I use is called ‘Man Cave’

Just waiting on the wife to get her dual citizenship for Portugal and that is how I plan to avoid the ridiculous capital gains tax in my country

I'll buy another car.

yes, i also thought that displayed a, i hate to say it, typically golfist lack of intelligence. very daily mail to flame public servants like that

Is £10m base a year kind of low for that role?

predominantly in Pro Race

When they get to consultant level and go private/half and half that's where the dough really starts coming in though.

20 years ago some were getting 750k or 1 mil per annum. Long hours though. (I used to get Harley Street gossip from a private nurse.)

I used to get Harley Street gossip from a private nurse