Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Giles Coren had his moments too

He sure did.

Quote Giles Coren, on the death of Dawn Foster:

“I’m sorry for the people who loved you, and any human death diminishes me, but can you f*** off on to hell now where you belong”?”

Quote Giles, on his neighbours getting their 12 yo kid a drum kit

For fuck’s sake! Do I kill him then burn it? Or do I fuck him, then kill him then burn it?”

Quote Giles, on going on holiday with his 3 year old daughter

I sit and stare at her, like the dippiest lover, not talking, transfixed by her beauty. Unable quite to drink it all in. Missing heartbeats at the way she gazes out at the sea through her long, curling lashes while slurping Coke through her pursed, plump little lips.

And doing this I realise how being on holiday with my tiny daughter is the most insanely romantic holiday, in some ways even the sexiest holiday, that I’ve ever had.

I could go on. Giles is a talentless cunt (emphasis on cunt) who would be bullying people in some middle management role if it weren't for who his dad was.