Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I hear you comrade.

No sure that was an golf brag back then, maybe the new car bit. Now I'm imagining the ignition, door and maybe boot or petrol cap key and a Hillman key fob.

Colonel Jones?

the small forest 100m from our doorstep

have them lined up against a wall and shot

Has it escaped your notice that expensive watches are overpriced luxury baubles?

Not that I care for watches, but we’re on a bike forum. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw overpriced luxuries

Like Dura Ace and Super Record, but we all want it on our bikes instead of the adequately functional Claris.

Like Dura Ace and Super Record, but we all want it on our bikes

Not all of them. I want a few bikes that are a bit more "common" than the others.

Which is like having a £10 Casio for when you go fishing, changing car oil filter etc.

All I’m saying is let people enjoy things without villainising it.

Come off it. The Claris of watches costs £20. The Dura Ace of watches is less accurate and costs a hundred times more, or 500 times more or 1000 times more.

let people enjoy things without villainising it

Let the rich enjoy being rich while most of the world is in poverty. There's a tumbril with your name on it.

Owning something expensive doesn’t necessarily mean someone is rich. People save up for stuff.

adequately functional

Super dry shirt (from tr aid £1) and sub £5 watch

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Argh no it’s like the watch thread all over again

Owning something expensive

someone is rich

I get through trousers at an insane rate. I wear through the crotch within months.

Ford Prefect.

Overheard in the Golf Club Locker Room, surely?

I believe it is pure opposite. £17.50 for ten.

https://www.jewellery-world.co.uk/gents-polit-sports-strap-watches.html

Try taking your trousers off to wank

I never have them on....

Try taking your trousers off to wank

Calm down Greggg, your not on MasterChefff now.