What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I want(ed) to be a hipster. The closest I came was during the pandemic when I grew a massive beard and rode around Douglas prom on my fixie.

Because it was the Isle of Man no-one noticed or commented not one "you fucking hipster!" was uttered which made me sad.

I got a mullet recently and have been disappointed by the lack of piss taking from my friends.