We got a Samsung Jet something (can’t remember the model, but not one of the top end ones) a few years ago. Still going strong and way better than the Dyson it replaced.
The important part is Dyson is a cunt, the other bit was to fit in with the Musk/Tesla thread, but everyone should get a Henry and they should make Henry cars too.
Dyson is a cunt Dysons are shit.