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umop3pisdn

Why is sliced ham so fucking impossible to get out of the packet slice by slice?

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Dugtheslug in reply to @umop3pisdn

It's God telling you "this is your last chance to avoid eating this dogshit, don't say i didn't try to help you"* **

*obvs you can eat what the fuck you want, I'm taking the piss
** though the slices are stuck together with pig jizz

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Constable_Savage in reply to @Dugtheslug

** see also kumquats.
In the old days you could buy fresh quats but nowadays it's all processed.

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