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It's God telling you "this is your last chance to avoid eating this dogshit, don't say i didn't try to help you"* **
*obvs you can eat what the fuck you want, I'm taking the piss
** though the slices are stuck together with pig jizz -
Wait, you managed to get the top bit of the plastic off the packet?
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It's the universe's way of telling you to go to Lidl and buy a proper ham
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@umop3pisdn
Why is sliced ham so fucking impossible to get out of the packet slice by slice?