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Even if it is a berry good piece of art, the valuation is surely a bit fruity?

I think you can. And I’d pay to see that “art” show

No, you can't. VHB&a.wFTWotYA

Roy Wood Jr's speech at the 2023 Whitehouse Correspondent's Dinner was pretty good all round but also had the best NFT joke I've yet heard. If you skip to 12:00, the payoff is almost exactly 3 minutes later and it's worth the wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5m5dIiJMD0

"This is my grandfather's banana. My father replaced the duct tape, and I replaced the banana, but my grandfather owns the NFT."

Doing it right?

that is very funny

Bananas are very fungible.

Mushrooms even more-so

Plantain a seed for future generations?

Excellent

Nice.

There are many animals that are coprophagious.

He looks completely different to when he's on stage with Wizard

Never stops blowing my mind how those dicks basically defined the fluid we swim in. Fucking conformists everywhere.

In the U.K. it felt to me like an Overton Window shift, bolstered by the myths that grew up around Thatcher after the Falklands war and ringfenced by the rabid Tory press that still worships her. If General Galtieri hadn't rescued her from a likely one-term premiership, who knows.

If one thinks a banana duct taped to white card isn’t art, that’s because of a lack of education? GTFO

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9jr3y8gv5o.amp

Christmas present ideas sorted

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He looks completely different to when he's on stage with Wizard

Brilliant

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Secret Santa sorted

Yes. Quite.

I’ll elucidate - I visit plenty of art galleries and, quite frankly, a lot of it is bollocks. Including this banana and also including two thirds of everything Yoko Ono does/did.

Can't you read? It's Roy Wood Jr. It's not his dad.

Oh.

I deleted my post as I can’t be bothered and preferred the puns, but given your response I’ll rewrite it.

You can dispute if it’s good or not, and if you decided not I’d happen to agree with you. But you cannot say it’s not art

Just because you don’t like a thing doesn’t make it not that thing

That's a work of art. Should be up for the Gurner prize.

This statement should appear next to all works of art.