Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Yeah, I have two EVs

Back when i lived alone and didn't really check my bills that were paid by DD, I got a letter from the energy company telling me i was just over £1k in credit and told me how I could get it back.
So i did what they said.
6 months later, still no money received.
Got in touch with the ombudsman and started a formal complaint.
Finally got it after a year of trying.

I mean, what's the point in them writing to me to tell me to claim it back if they're then not going to sodding do it?

banking with an energy provider is pure nonsense - you've either got the money to pay or you haven't

but top tip - don't turn the heated outside pool on for the Christmas photos - they'll think you're major weed growing

heated outside pool

Surely

turn the heated outside pool on for the Christmas photos

yeah, 9k , for a few photos in the afternoon #oldprices

We're both beyond retirement age.

TBF it doesn't mean they've been able to retire.

my wife and I have settled into a fantastic largely unspoken arrangement when I leave my clothes for her to put away

Only one of us has ;-)

I wouldn’t mind some plus fours and long socks

You need yourself a valet

gold hardwood floor

You lot and your amateur chairdrobes, we have a 2-seater sofadrobe

Sitting in the room on launch day watching the amount of money being thrown around

fun walking through the casino

I visit plenty of art galleries and, quite frankly, a lot of it is bollocks.

Way better than that Italian muck.

I don’t believe all developing nations (well, their leaders) are truly interested in doing their bit

That conversation looks like it'll keep on giving.

was reading this sentence and was wondering how it would develop- given the gc context

The magnetic dial on the neff is a real joy to use

Ha, I had to double check if that was me as it sounded familiar.