I hate

I quite often think a car has full beams on but it’s just a stupid big new car with stupid big bright lights

I walk the dog at night with my exposure big light to guide the way. Drivers that don’t dip get it’s full wrath mid screen height.

When was your last eye test/prescription?

The blur/smear from astigmatism should be mostly got rid of with an up to date prescription, or a nice fit from glasses to prevent them slipping to one side.

(I have it even worse as I have bilateral keratoconus plus considerable astigmatisms and the increase in light flare/etc is usually a sign for me that my prescription is changing [again].)

i have astigmatism in my right eye. Until about 2 days ago, I had absolutely no idea that this might mean that car headlights driving towards me at night could make me squint and also make said headlight seem streaky/brighter/haloed etc.

I only found out about this last month. Mind blown dot gif!

Last prescription was a couple of years ago but my prescription hasn't changed even a bit in 25 years , so think it's ok.

I asked about this as the lights do my head in, but apparently not much to do. Left eye is fucked, no prescription as right is bang on.

At least it wasn't Campag. Then all the tools you need would be tools you definitely don't already own. 4mm? We don't need no stinking 4mm where we're going! 7.5mm for you!

Often they have left them on high and the same cunts have the audacity to flash me with my piddling almost aimed at the ground head light. Fuck 'em. At least I know I was seen before they turn across my path without indicating.

Ref bike light. If they are flashing at you, honking their horns or shouting at you at least they have seen you :)

You post a lot of shite, but sometimes there is gold...

Yeah, that's what I meant by:

At least I know I was seen

Most of the time their stupid lights are much brighter.

Perfect excuse to get a monocle.

monocle

Ideally you need a fitting. Any know somewhere that does it in London?

Partially back at you.

Perfect excuse to get a monocle.

I've often considered it, although the glasses they gave me as a kid with one mega lens and one plain glass gave me headaches.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SAXt3otNidAAAAAC/rap-head-ache.gif

How do I insert a gif on this blooming site??

Meant in a nice way.

Have a friend who tells bad jokes and quips but some are brilliant. We have the in joke of one in 20. Having to put up with the bad for the comedy gold.

A prime example is the doggy/ bread punning.

There used to be a place just off Marylebone high street, nearer regents park.

Meant in a nice way.

I know, but you left an open goal.

The unforgiving streets of lfgss, where you’re constantly being measured up and you’re only as good as your last post.

Select the image icon and paste the link , from sites like tenor and gify you have to 'preview' the image to get the actual address.

she dgaf though.

Good, life is too short to worry about what other self ordained guardians of fashion think.

yeah i can just imagine there's plenty of no-lifes who think it'd be funny to heckle her while she's wearing it so wanted to equip her with the knowledge so she knows what's happening as it's really popular now it seems.

👍

I'm sure I've mentioned this before but I hate having to have a new phone. "Oh it's really simple, all you have to do is this and this and it's done"
Is it bollocks!