Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

A friend of mine got taken to court because he had a penknife in his bag to cut cheese and apples with (he also had the cheese and apples), and got caught up in a protest he wasn't even attending.

Mate needed a better legal advice.

I know no one wants to give Thatcher credit for anything, but

Hmm I could easily end up in this situation

+1

I lost mine on Glandon [sic] somewhere, even if it had airtag I wasnt going to ride back for it

My best eBay win was...

I don't understand how my rich mates would get richer off this

I was carrying kitchen knives, lots of em.

I got arrested and later an apology letter from the met.

afraid it's a fake Rolex

At one time I had issues with a cleaner

Sick gaming PC bro

five gem stone earrings

don’t tell my wife

This little fella is helping me re-sand the tennis courts today

Excellent work

Mein Kampft has a bit in it

my wife's private bathroom

expect the peasants to become ever more revolting.

Jaywalking is just one symptom of the collapse of civilisation.

Is this out of context?

Not really

the Bosch Motor HAS been derestricted! I get to work very quickly!

Yorkshire tea is the best tea, as it isn't foreign muck.