Epic fail

Probable the right thread, it was only this year I realised golfers shout Fore and not Four even though I must have seen it written down many times.

The epic fail is me not seeing that! I don't golf. Similarly^ had never considered how that was written.

Will, but they wear plus fours.

Plus twos for the sleeker presentation.

The size of a fucking banana, it was

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Isn't that an epic win chip? More importantly, as that was the best chip, did you eat it first or last.

That's either going to be proper undercooked and rank, or the smaller wedges are going to be pure burnt. No way that tray is getting an even cook.

And where are the rest of them? Or are they feeding a hamster?

What kind of a fucking wind-up is this

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The glue to rule them all

Bit of pineapple will solve that

I think you meant mustard.

You are right, I was going for chippy logic, that multiple batches mean that all chips are cooked evenly.

For oven chips, definitely. Though not a fan of oven chips.

Pizza threats....

That's either going to be proper undercooked and rank, or the smaller wedges are going to be pure burnt. No way that tray is getting an even cook.

Settled on the big one being nearly cooked and the little ones being well overcooked

Mattel apologises after Wicked movie dolls mistakenly link to porn website on packaging

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/nov/11/mattel-apologises-after-mistakenly-linking-to-porn-website-on-wicked-dolls

How long before those un opened toys in packaging are worth more the UN misprinted ones.

My brother worked for a company where they printed the wrong telephone number for a prize competition and accidentally directed callers to a sex hotline. Imagine the confusion on both ends of that phone call.

Now that sounds like something that michell and Webb did on their radio show.

I'm not sure I have the energy to watch Malcolm Gladwell apologise for the truly epic fail when his glib pop science based on sloppy data became the justification for years of racial profiling and harrassment. On the one hand, at least he eventually acknowledged the mistake, unlike Michael Bloomberg. On the other hand, the summary suggests he's trying to make it a story about journalists, not him. Oh, and it turns out he's selling a book.

thanks for this

https://www.change.org/p/save-our-historic-village-pub-from-conversion-to-dwellings

It’s closed, but it might not be too late to save

Well, they weren’t wrong.

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Perfect candidate for painstaking superglue reconstruction

Kintsugi is the way forward!