I hate

Do Scottish people getting a traditional takeway get a pass?

Isn’t dinner what northerners call ‘tea’, and ‘supper’ is a later lighter meal?

Breakfast
Second breakfast
Brunch
Elevensies
Lunch
Afternoon tea
Tea
Dinner
Supper
Midnight snack
That’s my day that is.

Leftovers, fuck off that’s batch cooking you twats.

Midweek though? Just wrong

It was an attempt at the Elephants leg if I remember rightly.

Never trust anyone who uses supper unironically

This. Good advice.

A mate of mine "didn't believe" in bed clothes. Needless to say, his unsheathed duvet fucking stank. He only threw it away after he quite seriously befouled it on the back seats of my van after a heady night at a foam party in Whitby.

Breakfast
Second breakfast
Brunch
Elevensies
Lunch
Afternoon tea
Tea
Dinner
Supper
Midnight snack
That’s my day that is.

Wut? No tiffin?

What? Northerners call tea, tea. Dinner is what we have when weird folk are eatin lunch.
Supper, as stated, is maybe a bowl of cereal before bedtime.

the back seats of my van after a heady night at a foam party in Whitby

There must be an “overheard in…” thread for this but where is it?!

The fuck is a foam party?

More evidence I haven't lived?

The fuck is a foam party?

Did you even 1990s? 😀

Unfortunately this was only about 7 or 8 years ago.

You're not missing much. Imagine if Rick Moranis shrank himself and then got pissed on Bacardi Breezers whilst messing about with the washing up.

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‘Overheard on the Megabus from Bristol to Bang Face’

There we go.

It’s the Whitby bit I don’t get? Is it now the Marbs of the North?

That makes it worse, IMO (the duvet)

I was living in Leeds at the time and we fancied some sea air so popped to Whitby in my van. Got carried away in the pub and the only place open late was an awful club with a foam party on.

A mate of mine "didn't believe" in bed clothes.

I don't even know where to start with that, incredible.

He only threw it away after he quite seriously befouled it on the back seats of my van after a heady night at a foam party in Whitby.

Also incredible, hopefully the rank duvet protected the seats at least?

Deep state actors for whom 95% of their posting history is about wheels and long bike races

Currently hating alcoholic behaviours

Arranged to meet with a friend to go over some songs for a gig in December
Work out a set.

Initially his suggestion is that we go on a weekend long bender.
Considering I have family commitments and responsibilities, I suggest a weekday thing
I book a day off work. We’ll rattle through the songs in the morning , get a pub lunch and then put him on a train home in the afternoon/evening.

His train got in at 10am at 10:15 I get a WhatsApp pic of a “cheeky pit stop pint” 3 miles past my house from the station.

I don’t expect to get owt done

It did that time. The second time he shit himself in my van, the seats weren't so lucky.

Jesus, he must be a good mate?

Makes me think of this old saying...

https://youtu.be/Hl7FKfl3O2Y?si=M-de1yzjY5u7dgQ0