The fall of the Tory party

I suspect that Jenrick would always win that contest, but it doesn't matter as Reform can always go further. It's a fruitless contest which the Tories can't win.

Day 1 and Keni is already showing she’s a true Tory.
Partygate overblown.

She (Badenoch) said: "I think that the best thing will be when we get to a point where the colour of your skin is no more remarkable than the colour of your eyes, or the colour of your hair.

I wonder if she had a dream

Priti Patel as shadow foreign secretary. Mel Stride as Shadow Chancellor.

I honestly thought you were joking, like making up the worst possible shadow cabinet, but I've just seen it's actually true. 🤪

The talent, and I use that word advisedly, pool she is selecting from is more of a shallow puddle.

With that cabinet they’ve guaranteed not being in power again for at least a decade

Jenrick as shadow justice secretary now.

Starmer can bat off any criticisms at the first PM's Questions by just stating
that Badenoch is not a serious politician, given the shadow cabinet she has picked.
Jenrick: rejected by the Tory party membership,
Stride: rejected by the Tory parliamentary party,
Patel: a certified bully and sacked by a former Tory PM.

Maybe the hard time which the media is going to inevitably give her, is well-deserved.

Apparently they don't even have enough mp's to cover shadow roles? 🤣

Call up the Lib Dems, time to get the band back together.

Chris Philp as shadow home secretary. FML.

Francois Shadow Defence Secretary…

On an unrelated note, have those alleged investigations finished now?

Like assembling a shadow cabinet from the Reduced To Clear section.

I thought he enjoyed cos-playing with the Essex Constabulary?

I could assemble a more credible one from Lego.

Every Tory MP could have a shadow role.
Given Cleverly & Hunt, at least, want no part of this pantomime, some lucky Tory MPs will have two shadow roles.

I'm confused about this idea that there aren't enough Tories for a shadow cabinet thing? Are there 100 weird shadow roles I don't know about?

Yeah, stacks of deputies and spokespersons and whips etc, but there are only 21 official government front benchers who get paid.

I feel safer knowing he’s around

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Who?

Mark Francois, shadow defence minister and military cosplaying fan

Where?