I hate

I hate the fact that in my local supermarket, there seems to be no end of staff filling bags of shopping for lazy, pointless, sofa-dwelling twats who can't be arsed doing their own shopping so sub it out to Deliveroo.

Meanwhile, unfortunate saps such as myself have to queue for hours to pay over-the-odds for our goods. Get off your arses you no doubt gainfully employed twats who think you're too important to do your own fucking shopping.

work-shy twats

My fucken stupid arse of a neighbour who spends an hour or more every Sunday with his blower going. Yesterday arvo I asked him if he'd been doing it long enough, and he's like, it takes as long as it takes. Quicker to use a fucking silent broom, you stupid cunt. Dude looks in pretty good shape too, wouldn't be surprised if he has a gym membership, fucken twat.

Purely a guess but I’d expect most Deliveroo users aren’t workshy at all, and instead are employed and decide to spend their cash on a service for their convenience.

Fucking hell - this. Even if I don’t feel it, I don’t want to see it either.

You are probably correct. I have edited my post to reflect this.

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can't be arsed doing their own shopping

I get a weekly delivery from the orange supermarket because I can't be arsed to do my own shopping. I have a connection to the mains sewage system as I can't be arsed to shovel nightsoil when my cess pit is full. Same thing IMHO.

can't be arsed doing their own shopping

Why the fuck would I want to do my own shopping? Is going to the supermarket a noble creative endeavour? Is it a spiritually fulfilling activity? Or is it a fucking awful hell activity populated almost exclusively by absent minded shitbags who can’t think to not block an entire aisle whilst they browse the yoghurt?

Seems like you need to get yourself a delivery lined up.

I think there's a difference between a weekly delivery and paying way over the odds for a dozen items because you can't be bothered to go the shop

I hate the fact that in my local supermarket, there seems to be no end of staff filling bags of shopping for lazy, pointless, sofa-dwelling twats who can't be arsed doing their own shopping so sub it out to Deliveroo.

It's keeping some store staff in jobs that would otherwise disappear because of self-service tills.

Can you tell what kind of order the pickers are doing? I'm fairly sure my weekly order comes from a regular store, not a dark one.

We also have an annual delivery pass so can have daily orders for no delivery fee providing we spend £40 which leads to some fairly small orders with a side of laundry detergent.

I’ll be honest. We only step foot in a supermarket, if we have forgotten something in the weekly delivery order. They’re hell on earth.

Where do you go to slap your kids?

I have the luxury of living within a 5 minute walk of a bakery, Italian grocer, German butcher, smallish standard grocer, wine store, beer store, pharmacy… I know I’m lucky, but we also made the decision almost 35 years ago to live centrally in a midsize boring city, so we don’t have to order groceries in.

I really hate having some grumpy cunt standing on my doorstep watching me chuck a thousand loose items from crates into ikea bags.
If you do it weekly can you keep the crates and return the empties?

I've never tried and assume not. I carry the crates into my kitchen and empty them onto the worktop there. No bags needed.

Lots of independent shops near me but life is busy and when I've got free time I'd rather jump into some cold opaque water. Any thinking about food is a chore for me but Huel for a family doesn't really work.

I don’t have any, but I’d probably do it at the swimming baths.

This might land me in GC, but the Waitrose drivers have social skills and I enjoy having a chat as I unpack the crates*.

*don’t get to keep them

Similar here - we buy bread from the bakery (five doors down), pasta from the Italian deli etc, but I won’t lie I do love the convenience of everything else just turning up on the doorstep as I’m starting the day.

So much gc & deli counter fodder here.

Anyway:

The ever increasing number of middle lane drivers, which is now becoming lane 3 drivers on 4 lane smart motorways.

Yep. Check out the dash cam videos on Facebook of idiots who think they are in the right when in fact they are pricks.

Hate the fact that I believe I need front and rear cam in the car and while cycling and motorcycling as proof of bad driving.

I hate the arseholes car people around Euston dropping and picking up people with no regard to traffic. There are road works with merging, merge and be polite. Not try to jump your position.

Finally those utter cunts that I wished to punch in the face, yes Euston trains are running due to engineering, a late train and not allowing people who are walking up the concourse. I'm standing still and can't move in any direction as there are so many people coming at you. That the danger is that being knocked over means being trampled.

Giant fucking pick up trucks. Not the sensibly sized working trucks with lifted axles like you see used by sensible farming and forestry folk, but the crew cabbed short workbed monstrosities that seem to be proliferating on the roads nowadays. Arsehole movers.

Do you mean people doing under 70 in the middle lane? Because if they’re doing 70 I don’t see the problem; I find it more dangerous and unpredictable to keep pulling in and out of the left lane to overtake the 60-65ers. There’s still another lane to overtake if you want to.

There’s still another lane to overtake if you want to.

It reduces the capacity of the road though, limiting everyone who wants to make progress to one lane.