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  • I hate the fact that in my local supermarket, there seems to be no end of staff filling bags of shopping for lazy, pointless, sofa-dwelling twats who can't be arsed doing their own shopping so sub it out to Deliveroo.

    Meanwhile, unfortunate saps such as myself have to queue for hours to pay over-the-odds for our goods. Get off your arses you no doubt gainfully employed twats who think you're too important to do your own fucking shopping.

  • work-shy twats

    My fucken stupid arse of a neighbour who spends an hour or more every Sunday with his blower going. Yesterday arvo I asked him if he'd been doing it long enough, and he's like, it takes as long as it takes. Quicker to use a fucking silent broom, you stupid cunt. Dude looks in pretty good shape too, wouldn't be surprised if he has a gym membership, fucken twat.

  • Purely a guess but I’d expect most Deliveroo users aren’t workshy at all, and instead are employed and decide to spend their cash on a service for their convenience.

  • can't be arsed doing their own shopping

    I get a weekly delivery from the orange supermarket because I can't be arsed to do my own shopping. I have a connection to the mains sewage system as I can't be arsed to shovel nightsoil when my cess pit is full. Same thing IMHO.

  • can't be arsed doing their own shopping

    Why the fuck would I want to do my own shopping? Is going to the supermarket a noble creative endeavour? Is it a spiritually fulfilling activity? Or is it a fucking awful hell activity populated almost exclusively by absent minded shitbags who can’t think to not block an entire aisle whilst they browse the yoghurt?

    Seems like you need to get yourself a delivery lined up.

  • I hate the fact that in my local supermarket, there seems to be no end of staff filling bags of shopping for lazy, pointless, sofa-dwelling twats who can't be arsed doing their own shopping so sub it out to Deliveroo.

    It's keeping some store staff in jobs that would otherwise disappear because of self-service tills.

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