any fiction, or even non-fiction, even mentioning Giles Coren.
He popped up in one of his dad's articles, and that was a good read. Depicted Giles as a three year old with his pajama trousers round his ankles yelling "Wanna go toilet", so it was pretty accurate.
Could be worse: any fiction, or even non-fiction, even mentioning Giles Coren.