Epic fail

I can't guarantee I'd see my pledge through though.

Is it the bit where the crawlers start to kill everyone?

I can't guarantee I'll follow through though

FTFY

Ha!

It'd take a lot more than a pledge for someone to shit in a takeaway box to persuade me to go caving, I'm afraid. The idea of being confined in small spaces gives me the fear.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm20ng0m403o

A woman says she was "slightly disappointed" after mistaking the bright colourful lights of a nearby tomato factory for a mystical aurora.

and there was me thinking tomatoes grew on farms and in the garden and shit

https://x.com/powndland/status/1849156060051079243

Thankyou for the nightmares! That was both compelling and inevitably horrifying!

I get claustrophobic if I can't get an item of clothing off. I used to get a bit panicky doing CBRN training

Oh Weller's curry was already in memes ffs.

When did pot holing become caving?

Also TIL that pot holing is spelunking.

Massive box or very small poo?

Yeah, I think it's cat or fox poo

So are you agreeing to poo directly in to the takeaway box or poo on to cling film covered toilet and then transfer said poo to the takeaway box.

Here is some info for you all, when doing the poo scrape colon cancer test it is recommended to do the poo on to cling film so you scrape just the outside of the poo. Stuff you learn and share when you get to a certain age.

Don't think my question needed an answer, as some things are better left to peoples imagination. Such where to get such a large box, what was in said box etc.

I can get claustrophobic in a sleeping bag

Then don't ask the question man!

😉

I think I'd go with a direct approach. Anything involving a transfer step adds a level of peril I'm not comfortable with.

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It's a pun no?