Have you considered that you may be a robot?
Oh, I "dream" of being a robot with all those freedoms, but am more convinced that I'm just an avatar in the Matrix :)
Those bloody Smiths have hacked eBay and keep checking my browser at every turn I take.
@The.Gren started
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Have you considered that you may be a robot?