I hate

Do absolutely anything you can to loosen it up first. Hot bath (pharmacist recommended salt water, not sure why) for over half an hour. Mine was kind of wiggling about with the pressure from the water, so I kept jiggling my foot to loosen it further, then folded it all the way back (180deg from normal) and rocked it left/right to break off the middle. Pulling straight off seemed not to work particularly well for me.

Good luck!

(Edit: if it helps, this was about five weeks after the initial trauma, and then I caught it on something which lifted it 90deg)

Thanks for the tips! I might get a bath tomorrow evening, after riding. Then get the pliers out.

Then get the pliers out.

Yeah baby! Do it in a black latex apron.

Will try to source one.

I'm sure I've bitched about this before but that whole American thing of making up words and shit phrases in relation to people they don't agree with. Like "45" because you won't utter the word "Trump", or Demo-crooks.

I've just been triggered by Fed-surrection.

It's always accompanied by a pause as if to allow for applause on their made up word. Fuck off.

Also having a runny nose.

Run-E nose from snorting too much mdma?

God I wish. It'd make my journey to work so much more enjoyable, and probably make me more coherent in meetings.

That's said I've always been more a fan of bosh-one-and-crack-on approach rather than endless faffing with sticky powder.

bosh-one-and-crack-on

read this as 'bosh one and crack one' which I took to mean 'take one orally and take one anally' which I thought was a strong but rather unorthodox approach

if you haven't stuck MDMA up your bum at least once in your life, can you consider yourself to have truly lived at all?

Genuine proper laugh out loud 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

You hate soggy biscuit or Fred Durst or twats with caps where the visor is attached to the wrong side of the hat?

It was an MDMA gag but works double whammy for hating on backwards capped twats like Fred Durst.

TISM - Honk if you love Fred Durst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmL2X4VK0A8

Honk if you love Fred Durst
Honk if you love Fred Durst
Honk if you love Fred Durst ...beep beep! ...beep beep!
Honk if you love Fred Durst ...beep beep! ...beep beep!

God looked at the spreadsheets for Christianity
"We need more than product placement on R&B CDs
Youth masses ain't workin, cut the Pope's budget back'
Get the youth demographic thinkin' Jesus ain't wack"

Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!

"We need a teenage pop diva, a virgin sex-kitten
Carnal knowledge, innuendo, immaculate conception
Start a shrinking violet bedroom wannabe S Eleven
Be bad girls, be nasty, and you will get to heaven."

Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic

Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!

"For our next apostle we need to go for cred
Get a vegan greenie DJ with a shaven head
He can rip off some old bluesman like a real techno vandal
But tell everybody he's unfit to tie my sandals."

Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic

Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!

Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic

It's time for the Messiah of Hardcore Christian Inc.
Son, reverse your baseball cap, jerk your arms like Lancelot Link
It's born-again stone phat bitch-ass boy fantasy religion
Feed the holy moshpit Limp Bizkit communion.

Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!
Jesus, Jesus rocks tha' mic
Honk if you love, honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst... beep beep!

fungal

Terbinafine sorted mine out eventually.

Took about a year of taking a tablet every day though (I've never really had to take any regular medication, and rarely pop ibuprofen/aspirin/paracetamol) so going from rarely taking anything to every single day was a big headfuck. Also couldn't give blood during that time.

Scariest thing is having to have a liver function test every 3 months. Although relief when the results come through as all clear.

caps where the visor is attached to the wrong side of the hat?

I thought they’d cut away the rest of the hat, leaving the rear flap to protect their neck?

I hate Rollin' too. It's the one dead spot of the otherwise brilliant Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavoured Water

Jesus, I hope it doesn't come to that!

I used to f-ing love a pill ciggy (on a pill obvs)

Also coke ciggies. Oof. So bad.

Oooh naughty naughty

I’m currently hating that new perfume that smells like shower fresh torn cardboard

It’s weird it’s kind of nice but at the same time sets my teeth on edge and the afternote is torn cardboard…some have said pencil shavings

"Like the inside of a storage bin", I heard.

Are you sure it’s not their cheap vape you can smell?

Loving that album cover

De Rigueurmortis

Some great tunes on that. I never actually owned it. Must've ripped it off a mate back at uni. I saw somewhere they're playing in Melbourne on 9th Nov. First tour in 20 years. Little bit far away for me now though. Maybe if I'd bought their music they'd have been able to gig in the UK..