Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Thirty years before, that dead boy could have been him. Bruce remembers what it was like to be a risk-taking kid, to feel that thrill and that fear

Can I have some of whatever you've been drinking?

I think the problem is he's not drinking.

Turns out Hippy never existed and was just one of Velocio’s machines.

Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

Farm foods. Very un golf club.

Waitrose appear to be selling Tim Tams
Let us rejoice.
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Don't feed the troll.

It's fat enough already?

Same price, but more golf club.

I was braced, but not fo the last page and a bit. Was it my doing?! Sincere apologies to all involved

Unless you're called San Andreas, it isn't your fault.

I was braced, but not fo the last page and a bit.

Suck it up.

I'm not sure how often people get to Reykjavik

my wife’s Cambridge college

Golfists aren't Oxbridge, Shirley?

https://www.cugc.uk/

Why not?

Because they're aspiring IFA types with good banz rather than insufferable bores.

Often educated at the University of Life with a PhD in common sense.

It may surprise people that there are a wide variety of golf clubs.

From the cheap and cheerful municipal courses where some members can only aspire to owning a mock tudor faux-mansion.

Through Essex/Surrey clubs filled with classic IFA types with good banz.

Then to clubs which are filled with Oxbridge graduates who read Law or PPE.

And beyond...

Stereotypes only, plz.

bisque

That's more like it

Do you have any data to substantiate these controversial claims?