I hate

Bastard fucking cunting wasps!

there was a fairly massive one angrily harassing me while i was doing some diy on my workshop this week, the little cunt was so focussed on flying at/around me buzzing angrily it didn't notice the massive amount of spiders webbing in the roof window. flew up and got stuck and then an equally massive spider appeared from nowhere, paralysed it and webbed it the fuck up while the wasp buzz-screamed it's head off. 60 seconds later it was gone and being stored in the spiders larder for dinner.

the spider was one of those giant bulbous round abdomen with tiny body ones so equally unpleasant to know is lurking nearby but as he is doing the old gods work he can stay for now (after i googled whether native spiders in the uk paralyse their prey like at just to be sure it wasn't a dodgy one from some supermarket bananas).

/csb

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